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Hillary`s funeral arrangements

Post by StorminOn » May 30th, '18, 04:11

Hillary`s funeral arrangements
Hillary Clinton goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel.. While she is on a tour of Jerusalem she suffers a heart attack and dies.
The undertaker tells the Americans accompanying her, "You can have her shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land for just $100".
The Americans go into a corner to discuss for a few minutes. They return with their answer to the undertaker and tell him they want Hillary shipped home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, `Why would you spend $50,000 to ship her home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?
The American diplomats reply, `Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can`t take the risk.` ??

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